The ferry to Isabela arrives in the late afternoon, so I decided to find a place to stay and take it easy. I was pointed toward some taxis at the dock, but none had a driver in sight, so I started walking. Pretty quickly an open-sided bus slowed down and asked where I was headed and if I'd like a ride. "Well," I explained, "I don't actually have a hotel yet. I'm going to go ask around." He invited me to climb in; he owned a hotel that also organized a bunch of tours and activities on the island. I was welcome to come check out the facilities, and if I was interested, I was welcome to stay, and if not, that was fine too. The place seemed quite nice, and the guy seemed even nicer, so I stuck around. It turned out great! The owner is a really nice guy, the hotel is pretty decent, and the tours turned out to be just what I wanted. Score 1 for the disorganized but ever-optimistic traveler! That night I had a quiet dinner at a little restaurant down the road that serves dinner classic Ecuadorian style - you pay a set amount (usually only $2-3) and you get soup, rice with some kind of sauce or stew, and a glass of juice.
Wednesday I arranged to go to Sierra Negra, the most accessible volcano on Isabela. The island is formed from 6 volcanoes, 5 of which (including Sierra Negra and its neighbor, Volcán Chico) are still active. I joined a group of about 15 people for the climb. It starts with a steep climb of about 45 minutes up to the crater, which is the 2nd-largest volcanic crater in the world! I know, I keep saying I'm not going to climb any more mountains... but this one wasn't too terrible. The crater itself is breathtaking. After a brief rest there, the trail almost completely flattens out for 2 or 2 1/2 hours, circling one side of the crater and leading to a small picnic area where we stopped for lunch. We ate in about 17 minutes... David, the guide, seemed to be in a big hurry, never stopping for so much as 5 minutes, but at the end of the day, I could understand why. It's certainly doable in 1 day, but it's a long day, and you need to ride your own momentum to keep from tiring out!

Anyway, after lunch is when it gets really beautiful. This part of the trek goes across the far side of Sierra Negra, which is a beautiful cactus- and rock-filled desert, on to Volcán Chico, which erupted less than 5 years ago and which looks like something from the moon. Here the "trail" (means: "follow the general direction of the group across a vast expanse of loose volcanic rock") is more technically demanding, but ethereally beautiful. The couple hours we spent on this side of the mountain made this entire trip for me.

After we returned to the start, sore and exhausted, we gratefully climbed back onto the bus, which dropped us all off at our respective hotels. A small family from Guayaquil was staying in the same hotel and had also climbed Sierra Negra. They called a taxi to come pick them up and invited me along to the beach! I was game. I set out a towel, scrubbed the first layer of dust and dirt off my noticeably brown ankles, and napped briefly. It was glorious. I was starting to develop some impressive blisters, too, so it was nice to be off my feet for a bit.
The next morning I decided to go to Muro de Las Lagrimas, a big stone wall in the middle of the desert that was built in 1948 by prisoners as a form of punishment. The wall itself is interesting, but the surrounding landscape is the real sight to see. Many tour buses drive along the bumpy dirt road and pause long enough that the little old ladies can get off and take a picture by the Big Wall, but then most get back on the bus and drive back.

Lauro, the hotel owner, had offered (well, insisted) on going along with me. He's a funny little man. Shamelessly, aggressively friendly, and he's always either singing or whistling. Usually it's something he's made up on the spot, with the same "melody" but different words. After investigating the wall itself, he suggested we climb up the stairs to have a look around - beautiful. Then he pointed to a little trail that continues up the hill, so we climbed a little further. If you're vigilant, you can actually climb the entire hill and the slightly higher one behind it (tho by the end the 'trail' has deteriorated into what would be a deer trail back home; narrow, curving wildly back and forth, and interrupted every few steps by loose rocks, bushes, and cacti). At one point you reach a flat open area at the top of the second hill, where there is a big cement foundation and lots of rusty scrap metal. Lauro explained to me that this used to be a US military radar base, since you can see the entire part of the island and the ocean surrounding it on 3 sides. He told me after we'd left that technically that area is prohibited... whoops. I think he assumed we wouldn't get caught, but if we did, I think he was going to rely on me to do my Dumb White Tourist impression and pretend not to speak Spanish. Anyway, the "trail" goes a few meters past the former base, to a teetery but totally-worth-it vantage point. After the hike (again with the mountain climbing! sheesh!), the view and the breeze and the freedom will take your breath away. Plus when you consider how few people know about this place or have climbed all the way to that last lookout (Lauro himself had never been there), it was an amazing feeling.
On the way back we climbed up to another little viewing platform on one of the surrounding hills. From there, we watched a cop car (white pickup truck with paint on the sides) pull up to the park entrance, look around, possibly pee into the bushes, and then drive away again. Lauro explained that they were probably headed to the beach. "Nothing happens in Isabela," he explained. "They really don't have much to do, so oftentimes they'll go relax at the beach for a little while during the day, or go get ice cream." I had seen police in Guayaquil take a load off in the shade in the residential neighborhoods to enjoy an ice cream or a cigarette, but it seems to make more sense to do that in Galápagos. I wish more people in more careers took the time to do stuff like that! We headed back along the road, which was a good 90 minutes or 2 hours to walk. My feet were easier to ignore once we'd been walking for a couple minutes, but every time we stopped to rest, starting again got a little more painful. My feet just weren't used to walking that much in those shoes across rocks and cacti. At one point Lauro noticed I was walking a little slower and more delicately, so I explained that I had blisters. He offered to help me clean them when we got back to the hotel. Little did I know...
...he was trying to incapacitate me! I was reluctant at first, but he insisted that I needed to clean them with alcohol so they wouldn't get infected. At long last I agreed. But I didn't realize he was planning to pop them with a gigantic yarn needle until he did it! Afterwards I was a little peeved, in part because the alcohol REALLY HURT, and in part because I still needed to use my feet, in the same places (meaning, the bottoms!), and so opened blisters were going to be more painful and more easily infected than if we'd left them alone until I could take it easy while they sealed up again. Grr. So I lounged around in the hammock, reading and grumbling, for an hour or two before my afternoon tour to Las Tintoreras. Fortunately it would involve less walking and more swimming, but still... grr...
Las Tintoreras is an area within site of the main dock of Isabela, but mostly enclosed by an islota and reef. You can snorkel, since it's relatively shallow, and see everything from fish to rays to sometimes sharks! I was in a boat with what I think was a recently married gay couple. They were very friendly, and quite funny! First our driver took us close to several islotas to see sea lions where they like to nap (which is everywhere, such as in the middle of the sidewalk), blue-footed boobies, and penguins! Then he anchored the boat and told us to jump on in. We looked at each other, a bit confused, a bit hesitant, then one by one went overboard. It's not teeming with life like in the movies, but if you're patient, you can see some pretty neat stuff. The fish were all quite large and colorful. I didn't recognize many species besides puffer fish, though... and I'm pretty sure I heard the telltale crunching that indicates some species of parrot fish (which eat coral). But we were kinda floating around and exploring, when I looked around and realized I was a little ways away from the two guys. I looked up, directly in front of me, and all of a sudden a huge sea turtle materialized, about an arm's length from me! I was stunned. It was so unexpected, so beautiful, and so majestic, I was frozen in place for several seconds, as it eyed me and slowly sailed past. It was incredible. After reuniting with the guys, they said they'd seen a shark! I was a little disappointed to have missed it, but I think I was happier with my turtle. :)
We made about 3 passes of the little stretch of cove, also counting at least half a dozen rays (the guide kept mentioning manta rays, but I'm pretty sure one of them was a sting ray), lots more turtles (one bigger than me!), and lots more cool fish and sedentary reef thangs. We even saw a cobalt-blue starfish squeezed into a crevice, and an entire field? harvesting ground? discotech? of sea cucumbers (Mr. Donato's favorite animal. Much more social here, I think. At least, more of them per square meter. Does that make them more friendly, or just slower-moving?). Then an adolescent sea lion showed up, and we danced and played with it for about half an hour. It would appear, leap into the air, then submerge itself and go whizzing past us, sideways or upside down. Then it would dive down to the bottom and come rocketing back up, all just out of arm's reach. It was fun! And the more we played along, the more fun he seemed to be having, too. At least, the more he would show off! Finally we climbed back into the boat and rode over to the islota that encloses one side of the little cove. There is a trail that goes all the way around, where you can see more iguanas than I've ever even imagined, plus two iguana nesting grounds, a secluded sea lion nesting beach, and a narrow channel where sharks come nap during the day (for which the cove is named - Tintoreras are white-tipped reef sharks). There was only one very sleepy shark lying at the bottom, but it was fun to see. The path is flanked by iguanas and littered with their odd little friends, the lava lizards. Every time we'd stumble upon a particularly big, ugly iguana (and I like iguanas!), one of the guys would coo, "Ah! Qué lindo!" ("Oh! How lovely!") Except he meant it. It made me smile.

That night I headed down to La Casa Rosada, a total young person hippie hotel / evening hangout. It was pretty fun! There were people from all over the world, sitting around socializing by the bonfire, or passing around a couple guitars and playing/singing in between iPod sessions. The hotel is literally right on the beach (we were sitting on logs in the sand, and we could practically see the waves through the dark). The sound of the waves combined with more stars than I have ever seen in my life made it an absolutely gorgeous night.
Early the next morning I caught the boat back to Santa Cruz. This one was smoother than the last, but I was still ready to get off by the end. I ran into a group of Argentines whom I'd met briefly earlier in the week, and they invited me to come sit by them. We had a nice chat, and they mentioned that they had a hotel reserved and were going to drop their stuff and then head to Tortuga Bay to spend the whole day on the beach. Well, Tortuga Bay was the one place I still wanted to see, and an entire day on the beach sounded sinfully enjoyable, so I happily accepted their invitation to tag along! Also, cosmically, they were a group of 4 and had a room with 5 beds, so they generously let me stay in their room, too! The walk to Tortuga Bay is longer than advertised... it probably took us a good 90 minutes or 2 hours. We reached the beach, but they suggested we keep walking a little further to where there is a secluded bay with some shade. We ate some oranges, napped, had some interesting philosophical conversations, and just enjoyed being outside. It was wonderful. We all headed out for dinner and a couple beers that evening, since one of them was having a birthday the next day. The next morning we all shared a taxi ride to the ferry/airport, since that seemed easier, even though my flight was a couple hours later. It gave me a chance to relax a little, read, and meet a nice lady from Guayaquil who chatted me up while we waited. I was tired, sure, and a little scorchy (at least on my shoulders; Mom, I promise, I used sunscreen, constantly! I think I must have sweat most of it off on the volcano, since the only part that was tender was from that day and in the shape of a tank top + backpack), but mostly bummed out about leaving. Isabela in particular, being the quieter, more isolated, yet in my opinion much more beautiful island, really struck a chord with me. If I ever need to run away, that's where I'm going - it just felt like "my" island. So, this post title, though in reference to a sweet but somewhat cheesy song, really is the truth. I did leave a part of my heart on Isabela. As well as my good flip flops.